No Pressure = No Diamonds

I said these women are optimistic and saccharine. I meant... exactly that. They were expecting things to go wrong, I don't think they w...

I'm not sleeping. Chilled out is not the phrase that I would use for me, though Lis seems to think it appropriate (that's cute). ...

Right. Just a little less then pretty. Of course. Everything's recoverable. We can make it through this shit. Of course we can. We alway...

The mums are... sorta really optimistic. I'm just going to let you all know right here: this is Me. I am not an optimist. And no, I'...

They've given me this laptop for free! And it's, like, freaking retarded powerful. At least that's what the internet says. But ...

First and foremost: these bitches be crazy. No seriously. They run up and fetch a kid from the arms of the Slender Fuck and straight up...